Schindermania!

She's Just Your Type, She's Crafty...
betheboy:

theelainebenesbenediction:

littlesmoothieq:

harvardlawreject:

heisenbergchronicles:

Better Call Jimmy: Spotted on I-25 today in the ABQ. That hairpiece is so good, you might not recognize him, but that’s everyone’s fav criminal lawyer, Saul Goodman, known in the pre-BrBa timeline as James “Jimmy” McGill. And yup, the phone number works. Give it a ring! (x, y)

The message on the phone just makes me fucking howl with laughter. I can’t wait for this. I can’t. It needs to happen now. NOW. 

I finally called the number and omg it was amazing. That voice - I cracked up hard. Definitely not what was I was expecting, but it did not disappoint.
Now I reallly want that as a outgoing message. I’d call my own phone a million times to hear it.

Ahhh! I just called Saul

Call the number!

best. marketing. ever.

betheboy:

theelainebenesbenediction:

littlesmoothieq:

harvardlawreject:

heisenbergchronicles:

Better Call Jimmy: Spotted on I-25 today in the ABQ. That hairpiece is so good, you might not recognize him, but that’s everyone’s fav criminal lawyer, Saul Goodman, known in the pre-BrBa timeline as James “Jimmy” McGill. And yup, the phone number works. Give it a ring! (x, y)

The message on the phone just makes me fucking howl with laughter. I can’t wait for this. I can’t. It needs to happen now. NOW. 

I finally called the number and omg it was amazing. That voice - I cracked up hard. Definitely not what was I was expecting, but it did not disappoint.

Now I reallly want that as a outgoing message. I’d call my own phone a million times to hear it.

Ahhh! I just called Saul

Call the number!

best. marketing. ever.

The Real Central Park

hotel-job:

GUEST: What’s 5 things to do in Central Park?
CONCIERGE: There’s Strawberry Fields, Belvedere Castle, the Met, the Natural History Museum, and you can rent rowboats,
GUEST: No no no. Something hip.
CONCIERGE: Oh. Um. Well, there’s a concert series-
GUEST: No. Like, you’re a real…

central park is gorgeous and fabulous any time of year. it’s a masterpiece of planning by olmstead. bow down.

crackerfinishingschool:

No lie, this was an email I got today from a management-type person at my job who makes at least three times as much as me.

my aunt is a well educated woman, she used to work for the business school at columbia university in nyc, and she sends me texts as though she were prince - “gr8!” “luv u!” why god, why?

crackerfinishingschool:

No lie, this was an email I got today from a management-type person at my job who makes at least three times as much as me.

my aunt is a well educated woman, she used to work for the business school at columbia university in nyc, and she sends me texts as though she were prince - “gr8!” “luv u!” why god, why?

it’s the early 80s captured in porn. hearts, headphones, nagel-esque art, knee highs, shag carpet….

it’s the early 80s captured in porn. hearts, headphones, nagel-esque art, knee highs, shag carpet….

(Source: schinderotica)

An intelligent, beautiful woman with a dirty mind that makes you laugh non-stop should be treasured.

—(via lilfellow)

(via guiltregret)

sweaterbones:

Aaaaand finally got part one of this newest piece done! Now I’ve just gotta attach it to the background fabric, and then go to town on embellishing the hell outta it. This piece is gonna be a gnarly one.

can’t wait to see where it goes!

sweaterbones:

Aaaaand finally got part one of this newest piece done! Now I’ve just gotta attach it to the background fabric, and then go to town on embellishing the hell outta it. This piece is gonna be a gnarly one.

can’t wait to see where it goes!